Random Links

Every so often, someone passes you on the street who can only be described as random.
These links take you to pages that share that random frame of mind.

 
Random Concentrations

Folks dedicated to uncovering the loose ends on the web. Start with their finds for hours of wasted lifetime!

AlterVistas

ISBW's Bizarre Links

Weird Places on the Internet

Robot Wisdom Weblog

Solid Space: Your source for important information and things you can tell your friends
[Good, but hasn't changed in years.]

 
Random Institutions

These are centers of more focused randomness.

You just can't get more random than Rapture paranoia. Anything and everything can be twisted to prove decisively that these are the Endtimes.

And if the end of time doesn't work your pump, then conspiracies might do the trick.
Gets to where I don't know what to think.

It's hard to beat religious beliefs for true randomness. Why, I bet you could start a museum! Baptists can be pretty random. [Hell, I'm one.] Mormons act dull, but they're plenty random, too. Heck, even Moonie and Scientologist pseudoreligion gets pretty freaky. But make no mistake: these guys sue.

Speaking of beliefs, ever wonder why your temples itched while you played role-playing games? Must've been the sprouting horns! They just might make you speak in tongues.

Care to visit the CommieTubbies? Oh dear, seems that shtick has been done before.

Don't miss your chance to see some random art before it gets outlawed for the public good.
Same goes for random thought, random pranks, random consumerism, random collectibles up for auction, and (naturally) random evil.

Dave Wozny  is just plain random, and that's a very good thing. Makes for an interesting homepage.

 
Randomness Updated Regularly

These sites have found such an abundance of randomness that they renew daily.

Skip all those mainstream "Cool Sites," "Hot Sites," "Orgasmic Sites," or what have you and go straight to the Cruel Site of the Day.

StrangeWebsites.com adds new oddities daily.

It only updates monthly, but it's kinda random to have a Wacky Patent of the Month homepage.

 
Other Random Stuff

This randomness found me.
     
A lifelong dream has come true: radio-controlled battleships!

Ever wonder if a public figure is dead yet? Visit the Dead People Server and find out for sure.

Work out your approximate longitude and latitude by doing a little Desert Island Math.

My hometown is struggling to keep its identity.

Gets a load of Angle-Grinder Man.

Superbad!

Are you a baby boomer? Then you might want to flip through atomic history in a pathetic attempt to relive your "good old days." Then get over your self-centered, spendthrift ways.

Or cut to the bad new days and get a divorce. Hey, as the bumpersticker says, "My next wife hasn't been born yet." Better start saving for that trophy wife today!

Have I riled you? Was I being rude? Awww. Maybe you should contemplate a Boomer success story.
 

Here's a place where a guy sets straight many common errors. I know *I'm* anal enough to care. Of course, that guy may have to defend his heavy and perhaps inaccurate use of quotation marks.

If you want to please others, here's how you can make your homepage conform to one advocate's preferences. Or better yet, save your time, grow a spine, and do whatever the hell suits you.

Learn more from An American's Guide to Canada. If you don't think that sounds random, go straight to the Big Things.

Just for jollies, this fellow built a megapixel digital camera from a flatbed scanner. Check out his other skills.

Think that history is stale and boring? See what a random bit of history did for one New Mexican county. At the end of the day, the best silly moneymaker ever was Wacky Packages.

If you want a succinct (if dated) report on those who abuse the Internet in their market-driven zeal, check out the Blacklist of Internet Advertisers. Scum-sucking, pencil-necked geeks!

Here's some random stuff for sale, along with some less-random stuff, too.
 

Spend a lot of money getting your guitar painted to look like a Tabasco bottle (or whatever else floats your boat).

The Deviants hold down the low standards of random behavior.

You can pick your friends...

If you have some free time, train your pet or take its photo.

These people get good press, but in my book Dead Pet Fanatics are just plain random. Flush or bury that pet, mope around for a few days, and then awake one morning feeling refreshed and buy a hamster. Too obvious?

A similarly obsessive attitude towards critters you can't even own is exhibited by the good folks over at World Wide Wombat Web. Gee, I wonder if wombat tastes like chicken...
 

A beef taste sensation is only a click away. Or do you prefer the frogs' legs?

Still hungry? Try another course. Concerned about how all these snacks might affect your weight? Nibble suspicious no-fat foods while honoring them in poetry.

Don't forget to floss when you're through eating.

Some folks get pretty obsessed with "Star Trek," especially particular tongues and throats.

Golly gee, has traffic got you down? Sell that gas-guzzling SUV and move to the inner city already.

Or get a job somewhere closer to where you live.

While you're doing all that driving, you might as well capture the scenery.

Here's a current photo of my house (seen from a distance). Here's a view looking the other way. This is the view around the neighborhood.

But don't let your young children see this one or they might turn out like me.

 
Random Antidotes

For every healthy weirdo, there's some obsessed square trying to disprove what is already unsupportable by fact. I gotta give 'em points for effort, but they seem to miss the point. Or maybe I do. I do laugh very readily.

Learn how wrong everybody has been about the Bermuda Triangle

Look up any number of random topics at skeptic.com or The Skeptic's Dictionary.

 
Random Humor

Although humor may have been present in the other random sites, these people are the ones *really trying* to be funny.

Exploding heads! (Not everyone thinks this one is funny.)

Look into random political humor (this is no guarantee that it's funny: it just looked pretty random).

Not random enough for you? Find the random link that matches your mood.

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